Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Squash who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Hypnotist . He trained every day for -17 hours in order to beat his rival, The Wonderous Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Squash came armed with a sparklers and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Squash emerged as the freekishly victor! His achievement is celebrated every Labor Day.